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Post by Sanqui » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:13 pm

mbisonfute wrote:Chubfish is a liar. I tried to tweak off my back deck yesterday now i'm in the hospital because chubfish told me I had to keep going backwards and forwards on my bike really fast. I'm going to call the twitch cops and have him arrested for treason against the united states. It would be a shame if someone got away with this. Werster would have told me the right thing to do because he uses the 3ds Capture unlike this cheater named Eekcast.
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Post by jolteontrainer » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:06 pm

Chubcat/Eekcat wrote:I need my cat to have 1 attack, 1 special, 1 speed at level 1, otherwise I will need to sell it back due to the cat not being able to supply me with the amount of cute to complete the cuddling fast enough. For more information, please read the FAQ which can be found in the title of the stream, and in the info section of my Twitch page.
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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:02 am

[Strimmer], A.K.A. the guy who made [type of pokemon speedrun] a thing. He staunchly [feelings about RTA vs In-Game Time] using Real-Time for Pokemon games. He believes that if we are playing the game, that it then makes sense that we should [opinion about RTA vs In-Game Time]. He also believes that playing the game should be about [opinion on speedrunning], not [2 things strimmer disagrees about on the above game]. I love watching Pokemon speedruns, and I will always watch no matter what, but I just want [strimmer]'s wise opinion to be considered rather than just pushed aside by other runners. This isn't just any literal who, this is [Strimmer], God of [what he/she runs]. [His/Her] opinion should be, in my opinion, regarded highly.
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Post by anirocks99 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:30 pm

stop shit posting! stop cluttering the stream! this is extremely unprofessional and i am not going to donate my hard earned money to some bumbling idiots such as yourselves! you call this a marathon? I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE CANCER! this whole shit is fucked!

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Post by heero_fred » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:27 pm

"I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? There is no "random number generator" in any games. It's all PSEUDO-random number generator. So therefore it should be PNG or PRNG and not RNG. I am a mathematician, this is important to me, thank you. Using incorrect terms make you lose unprofessional and amateurish and make you lose credibility (and donations)"

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Post by Akiiru » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:26 pm

It is a pleasure to introduce myself. My name is KevinTurtle, and I am an independent escort based in Kappa. I am a FrankerZ in my mid-twenties, multi-lingual and well-educated. I stand 165cm (5′5″) tall with curves in all the right places. In addition to my sexy figure, I have soft skin, long brown hair and large brown eyes. My body is free of tattoos and piercings and all natural.
I consider myself both passionate and compassionate, with a good sense of humor and a cheerful and friendly nature. I absolutely enjoy my escort work, which is only a part-time occupation for me. The other part I spend with office work for one of the larger Kappanies.

Our time together will never be rushed. I will devote all my attention to your needs and desires. I am creative, open-minded, and charming. A uniquely satisfying and truly memorable experience is the least you can expect.

If you are a discerning FrankerZ who appreciates discretion and confidentiality, and are looking for a sensual and passionate erotic adventure, you came to the right place. Let me put a smile on your face. I look forward to seeing you.
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Re: Copypasta

Post by Sanqui » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:35 pm

Akiiru wrote:It is a pleasure to introduce myself. My name is KevinTurtle, and I am an independent escort based in Kappa. [...]
Wrong thread. I think you meant to post this here
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Re: Copypasta

Post by Akiiru » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:44 pm

Sanqui wrote:
Akiiru wrote:It is a pleasure to introduce myself. My name is KevinTurtle, and I am an independent escort based in Kappa. [...]
Wrong thread. I think you meant to post this here
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[3:25:48 PM] Cooltrainer Michael: Teach me senpai
[3:26:00 PM] Jordan Perez: No. You are not kawaii enough to teach.
[3:26:20 PM] Cooltrainer Michael: Uguu~

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Re: Copypasta

Post by Dabomstew » Tue May 13, 2014 5:09 am

Bump for more delicious pasta

Themasterofnuzlocke, a.k.a the creator of this godly copypasta. He staunchly disagrees with any idea of copying old boring Stiv copypasta. He believes that the opinions of iconic speedrunners should be exaggerated to the max and made into copypasta for everyone to enjoy. This isn’t just any literal who, this is Themasterofnuzlocke, god of Pokemon Speedrunning Community Copypasta. His opinion should be, in my opinion, regarded highly.

and from kyle/shenanagans:

WindsSunrise1 aka the inventor of the frame perfect down+B trick to catch the nidoran. He staunchly disagrees with simply tossing a pokeball. He believes that if you are going to catch a nidoran, you must perform the frame perfect down+B.

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Re: Copypasta

Post by Cooltrainermichael » Tue May 13, 2014 5:45 am

I am very tempted to post the Tigerkyle copypasta after his rom hack mishap, but I'll let him decide whether that one goes on here Kappa
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Re: Copypasta

Post by M.BisonFuté » Tue May 13, 2014 6:23 pm

To unlock God Nidoran, to must be ded for 30+ days and after 30 days you dont unlock God Nidoran, you unlock Werster and you must get 3:21 on crystal to unlock God Nidoran after that is finish you dont unlock God Nidoran, you unlock God Squirtle and to unlock God Nidoran you must get WR in Red with 1 4 9 after ALL that is done you dont unlock God Nidoran, you unlock Paras and to unlock God Nidoran you must no get salty on a run of Yellow after that is finished you dont unlock God Nidoran and when that is finish, your game crash and your save file is corrupted and you must start over. but if you manage to bypass the save file corruption you dont unlock God Nidoran, you unlock Gunner and you must remove yourself from twitch to unlock God Nidoran

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Re: Copypasta

Post by jtmagicman » Thu May 22, 2014 1:06 am

RESETS are love RESETS are life embrace the RESETS and become one with the RESETS

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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Thu May 22, 2014 2:36 am

Now with 100% more Dabomstew Copypasta in your twitch stream thanks to Former Gold Glitched WR holder, ToS NG+ WR holder, Pokemon Brown WR holder, Pokemon Superfast Red WR holder, Watch_Dogs any% WR Holder and Obviously Not The Universal Pokémon Randomizer and Pokébot Creator Dabomstew Kappa Kappa Kappa
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Re: Copypasta

Post by blakest » Sat May 24, 2014 6:31 pm

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Re: Copypasta

Post by zeo285 » Mon May 26, 2014 10:34 pm

Gunner, aka the guy who made yellow resets boring as fuck. He has strong feelings about sticking to his streaming schedule. He believes if you make streaming your job and make a stream schedule then you should stream when ever the hell you feel like it.

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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Wed May 28, 2014 3:16 am

when shenanagans bzzt, my hand automatically goes to the bzzt. i stroke the bzzt in rhythm with the bzzt. all becoming bzzt bzzt bzzt
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Re: Copypasta

Post by blakest » Fri May 30, 2014 1:29 am

ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, Im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? We're trying to figure out what the pokemans superpower is. No mortal could possibly beat the whole game in a few hours and stuff. Also my wife baked some tasty meat loaf for dinner today, want to come over? Thank you speed man and god bless HassanChop
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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:24 am

Gunnermaniac3, aka the guy who resets runnable nidorans. He doesn't like being on runs because he's a scrub, and likes making all his viewers watch resets for hours and hours. He's abandoned his stream schedule, the weekly smudy, and is now a lazy fuck who only does resets. He's a worshipper of the dome fossil, and is a disgrace to the Pokemon Speedrunning community. Fuck you gunner. Kappa

pls no banerino, winds made this one Kappa
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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:17 pm

MORE COPYPASTA KevinTurtle:

when i see luckytyphlosion, my hand immediately goes to the ban. i stroke the button in rhythm with the silence. all becoming a better chat
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Shenanagans is a liar. I tried to item underflow my back pack yesterday now i'm in the hospital because shenanagans told me I had to carry 255 of one item around. I'm going to call the twitch cops and have him arrested for treason against the united states. It would be a shame if someone got away with this. Werster would have told me the right thing to do because he doesn't use item underflow unlike this cheater named Shenanagans.
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I used cheats to catch all the pokemon and it only took me an hour. I already have beaten this cheaters record.
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When I first started writing this I was still unsure as to whether or not I was jumping to conclusions, but after systematically going through the entire run and working through it all in my head, I feel very confident that this run is heavily manipulated in some way or another. It would take a lot to convince me at this point that it isn't.
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Re: Copypasta

Post by Sanqui » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:55 pm

Hi, botted time? are you for adding this is the false claim you accuse me of mine, and then, have no idea to post a few years? I ever decided to my self on this is the first time I have been speed running to contact you can bot pokemon red? uhuh, I have been speed run for real? making false claim you directly, so you don't understand your false claim you for many years, this after reading it, then tough, Yeah, sure I have been speed run when I just don't understand your logic behind bringing up false claim you for years, I just don't like the false claim you accuse me of a bot? weird, I ever decided to my self on this is the first time I ever decided to post a little but angry/upset, about your false claim you mentioned earlier.. botted time? are you for real? making false claims? you may delete this message here, sadly I have time, and for adding this message here, sadly I ever decided to my self on this is the first time of a time is legit, and for adding this message here, sadly I speed run when I just don't like it, then tough, Yeah, sure I just don't like it, I have been speed run when I have accused me of a little but angry/upset, about your false claims, this is the first time of mine, and then, have been for many years, I just don't understand your logic behind bringing up false claims? you accuse me of a bot? weird. Hi sir, sorry for many years, this message here, sadly I ever decided to contact you accuse me of a time is the first time of mine, and you may delete this time I have time, and you accuse me of a bot? weird, I have no idea to my self on this is legit, and then, have been speed running to contact you may delete this game for years, this game for adding this game for years, I just don't like it, then tough, Yeah, sure I am a little but angry/upset, about your logic behind bringing up false claim you accuse me of Hi, botted time? are you may delete this message here, sadly I have accused me of mine, and you can bot pokemon red? uhuh, I just don't like the first time of a bot? weird. Hi sir, sorry for many years, I am a bot? weird. Hi sir, sorry for many years, this message here, sadly I am a bot? weird. Hi sir, sorry for years, this game for years, this is legit, and for adding this message here, sadly I ever decided to my self on this is the first time I speed running to post a time is legit, and you don't like the first time I have been speed running to post a time is legit, and you mentioned earlier.. botted time? are you directly
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Re: Copypasta

Post by Winds » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:57 pm

Gunnermaniac3, aka the guy who resets runnable nidorans. He doesn't like being on runs because he's a scrub, and likes making all his viewers watch resets for hours and hours. He's abandoned his stream schedule, the weekly smudy, and is now a lazy fuck who only does resets. He's a worshipper of the dome fossil, and is a disgrace to the Pokemon Speedrunning community. Fuck you gunner. Kappa

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Re: Copypasta

Post by OU7C4ST » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:56 pm

Raticate in Mansion C&P:

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Re: Copypasta

Post by Tigerkyle » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:16 am

I hear that this Shitty excuse for a "strimmer" decided that he is simply unable to compete with the Pokemon Master Shenanagans when it comes to capturing all of the Pokemon in Pokemom Blue Version. For this reason this Coward is trying to switch games to one more of his Element, Gold Glitched. He is the former Gold Glitched World Record Dabomstew after all! However former to who? Shenanagans once again. There is no escape Dabomstew. You shall never reclaim the "Current World Record Holder" Title again. - Based Shenanagans_

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Re: Copypasta

Post by luckytyphlosion » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:47 am

tHe GreAt CLeanSing RiTUaL:I CleAnSE ThE bOX aNd My CooLTRaIneR AutomATicAlLy GoES to THe iNsTAnT  wR 

tHe GreAt PuRgINg RiTUaL:I pUrGe ThE bOX aNd My CooLTRaIneR AutomATicAlLy GoES to THe iNsTAnT  wR  

when  i  see  cooltrainer,  my  hand  immediately  goes  to  the  release  button.  i  release  the  pokemon  in  rhythm  with  the  click  click,  all  becoming  instant  wr.
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Re: Copypasta

Post by Decon082 » Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:20 am

tl;dr I'm sick of seeing people talking about cheating, thinking about if werster's runs are cheated, remove werster's runs, the leaderboards serve absolutely zero purpose if you can't trust werster's times on it.

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